4.23.2008

i just started and already slacking

things from the last couple of weeks:

joey pants came into the store. don't know why...i mean, obviously he was looking for a book, but i'm not sure exactly what drew him to the picturesque vistas of normal. he was also looking like he just came from a marathon of group therapy sessions.

i hung out w/ old friends recently and discussed deep philosophical issues such as: if jim morrison were alive today would he be a washed up celebrity that turns up on a reality tv show? with whom would he live in said tv show's house? we came up w/ a few ideas. pat robertson. jimmy walker. wesley snipes. shannen dougherty. samantha fox. gary busey.

i gave up my vinyl and part of my cd collection to be sold by my good pal jeff. i'm in the midst of ripping the last 7 boxes to get them to him. if you're interested in anything i might have owned, stop by the shop to spend some money. stop by anyways, even if you aren't interested in my stuff. his place is the bee's knees.

still waiting for the word on the j-o-b. it could be the weekend before i hear anything. cripes, this is maddening.

4.04.2008

cubicle humor

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