Relaxed to the 10th power

text record from last night

beginning 23:32 and ending 00:42

me: have you ever heard of _______?

cg: i don't think that's a real thing.

me: HOLY SHIT. I'M REDONKULOUSLY out of commission...this text is taking me 15 min to type. Community is hilarious... and takes 4 hours per episode. My skin is pouring through a waterfall of a black hole. i will soon be denser than a thousand suns.

me: ...or something.

cg: dayum

me: my notification sound just scared the bejeebus out of me

me: in three languages

me: feeling less so now

me: i was out of it for a minute there

me: my face feels plaid

me: why do i hear in daisies?

me: pinch breathing is meta

me: are you unfollowing my texts?

cg: snowman inkeeper

me: splashing kidneys

me: caterpillars are kind of weird if you think about it

cg: Ur

me: gravity times 2.78

me: sensory overload and circuit tomfoolery. brain eating midday meal

me: getting back to normal now

i'm going to be so good at being unemployed.

Crazypants Carwash!

white christmas in portland

it's the most snow portland has seen in december since 1968. i couldn't get to work for 3 days, as the city doesn't salt the roads and apparently owns 2 plows. here's what we did during ian's naptime. 

it's almost like i brought the weather with me when i moved...

this is a quarterly blog....or maybe more

i have really been remiss in posting since i've been in pdx. what a terrible example i am setting for my 2 readers.

things that have happened since i've moved:

*started my job (which is going swimmingly)
*been tickled pink everytime i see a mountain
*done some work on the house
*read some good books
*beginning to take baby steps toward living a healthier life
*made some friends
*M had the baby!! 8.19.08
*hanging with bug
*hosting lots of visitors

doesn't seem like much, but boy, it's kept me occupied. so, due to the urging of certain bloggers and other parties which you can blame later, i will work more at keeping this writing going and really letting you know what's going on with me out west.

i'll get right on that.

inconcievable!

more graph humor and song chart memes

my god i've landed!

i know it's been forever and all that, but i made it out here and am acclimating nicely. i will post pictures and give more details later. why not now? because i won't have my computer set up for a while, plus i'm a lazy git.

schnucks knows whats up

the most delicious cake ever!

sarah & shushan's BBQs rock.